you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
don’t forget these
Why do I need feminism?
So people will stop posting and making shit like this. So people will stop degrading women just so they can have a few laughs.
If this doesn’t make you mad and make you disgusted then I honestly don’t know what will.
All this make me want to rage, but that 30% one is just bad math, and pure stupidity on the part of the meme maker. The person holding the sign is saying that 30% of women who have been murdered, the culprit was a boyfriend/husband, not 30% of all women.
We need Feminism so that a woman can teach these morons basic math
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Ladies and gentlemen… I present something beautiful from Bill Nye’s facebook…
they LITERALLY JUST TOOK a SELFIE. the president a scientist and an engineer literally just took a SELFIE together. im so done. bye. im going to mars.
WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.
Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.
C3PO YOU F*CKER
I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.
I love how the guy who opened the door is just like “it’s too late he was a dick any way no one will miss him I’ll just close this door”
"If a woman has [the right to abortion], why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t result in anyone’s death."
-Something Maine lawmaker Lawrence Lockman actually said
Dodgeball, Little Red RIding Hood and Kinder surprises have all been banned in parts of America because of potential harm to children, yet children can get gun licenses?
wow america is fucked up yo
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement